I'm sure you all think you know the origins of the world. Whether it be creationism, the big bang theory, or some other story, you all know that your explanation is right. Now, what if I told you that you were wrong? You see my friends, there was indeed a big bang, but it had nothing to do with pressure; It was a pony. Let's start at the beginning, shall we?
Long before there was a universe or a planet, or even stars, there was a pony. Now, don't ask where this pony came from, because nobody knows. In fact, finding out where she came from would probably lead to more questions, as science often proves. And, floating around this pony, in the endless void of nothingness, was the speck that contained all the universe. One day this speck landed on her nose, causing her to sneeze. This sneeze blasted apart the tiny speck, sending particles flying in every direction. So, this is how the universe got started.
As you can imagine, being the only li